NoMoDo2X
/nō/ /mō/ /dō/ /tuː/ /eks/
Man meets woman.
Man proposes to woman.
Man marries woman.
Man and woman have son #1. ¹
Man and woman have son #2. ²
Man and woman get divorced.
Man pays child support…for EIGHTEEN YEARS.
Son #2 turns 21 years old.
Man cracks open a bottle of 15 YO Pappy Van Winkle - the one he’s been saving for that exact moment. ³
For the first time in nearly two decades, every dollar he earns is his. ⁴
He ponders the possibilities. Sports car? Boat? Travel? Second house? Shopping spree? ⁵
Then it hits him—he’s not alone. There are countless others who have crossed the finish line, finally free from payments and financial obligations.
And that’s when NoMoDo2X, LLC was born—the “No More Dough To (my) Ex” company.
It’s a movement. A celebration. A badge of honor for those who’ve done their time and come out the other side.
You’ve paid your dues. Now, wear it with pride.
NoMoDo2X – Because caring is not sharing.
Jeff, Founder of NoMoDo2X
¹ I love this kid.
² I love this kid too.
³ It was VERY tasty.
⁴ Let’s be clear: I paid plenty above and beyond what was legally required. And still do - happily.
⁵ I was leaning toward an early ‘80s corvette, with T-tops.